Geeky fangirl Heidi, 15, has a great fantasy life thanks to her TV and her laptop – and no wonder, when she’s stuck at the boarding school for crazy drop-outs where her parents teach, with only a cake-shop Saturday job to escape to.

At least she’s got her best mates – but when they all start coupling up, Heidi needs a boyfriend – and fast. Enter Gingerbread Ed, a sexy lovemuppet with a motorke. He’d be perfect – if he actually existed. Heidi’s mad online life collides hysterically with her real one in a laugh-out-loud uber-cool teen novel.